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Blonde and LEO

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A blonde young lady was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and asked for the girl's driver's license.

The blonde searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the cop, "What does a driver's license look like?"

The irritated cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the cop.

The cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
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