Just gotta love blonds!

[Big N' Blue]

In the Australian outback a drover walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side.

He puts the croc on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons and says, “I’ll make a deal: I’ll open the croc’s mouth and put my manhood inside, and then the croc will close his jaws over me and hold it there for one minute. Then he’ll release me unscathed. In return for witnessing this act of bravery each one of you will buy me a drink.”

The crowd cheered him on and he climbed onto the bar and dropped his trousers. He placed his private parts in the crocodile’s mouth. The jaws closed over him. The crowd watched in awe. After a minute had passed the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the croc really hard on the head. The croc’s mouth opened and the man’s parts were revealed intact and unharmed.

The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. Then the man stood up and made an offer: ‘I’ll pay $100 to any one of you who’s willing to give it a try.”

A hush fell over the crowd. Finally a hand went in the back of the bar.
A blonde woman timidly spoke up. ‘I’ll do it, but just don’t hit me so hard with the bottle.”