Three cowboys, one from Arkansas, one from Oklahoma, and a Texan, are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.
A night of tall tales begins.
The one from Arkansas says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."
The one from Oklahoma can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp ... and I'm still here today."
The Texan remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his bare hands.
another true Texas tale!
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Big N' Blue
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slowandeasy
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Re: another true Texas tale!
Oh shit!!!! Not again!!!! AM I GONA HAVE TO STRAIGHTEN OUT THESE LIES AGAIN?????
Take care, Willie
Take care, Willie
Cry to the heavens and let slip the dogs of war. For they must feed on the bones of tyranny. In order for men to have freedom and liberty
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Bearkiller
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Re: another true Texas tale!
They are that stupid. 
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Don't buy the hype.
"Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not." - Thomas Jefferson
"Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not." - Thomas Jefferson