Thoughts for retirement

[Big N' Blue]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Kate, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "asshole". He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out
tires.

So Kate called him a "shit head". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got
on it and went home.
We always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012" stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

[atexascowboy]

An SAPD buddy was visiting Corpus recently and got pulled over. He flashed his badge but the CCPD officer refused to acknowledge it. The very next week my buddy was working I-37 North and pulled over a speeder and yes, God has a sense of humor! It was my buddy's brother officer from CC. He begged the entire time while my buddy cited him for everything he could!