Sounds like me!! LOL

[Big N' Blue]

This guy should have been promoted, not fired. This the actual dialogue
of a former Word Perfect Help Line employee:
"Computer assistance, how may I help?"
"Yes, well I'm having trouble with Word Perfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing and suddenly the words went away".
"What do you mean 'they went away'?"
"They disappeared".
"So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing".
"Nothing at all?"
"It's blank, wont accept anything I write."
"Are you still in Word Perfect or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C:prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea prompt?"
"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
"There is no cursor, I told you, nothing's happening".
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
" It's the thing with a screen that looks like a TV."
"Does it have a light that tells you it's on?"
"I don't know".
"Well, can you look on the back of the monitor and find where the power
cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great, follow the cord to the plug and tell me if it is plugged into
the wall."
"Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor did you notice that there were two
cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well there are - I want you to look back there again and find the
other cable."
"Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of
the computer."
"I can't reach."
" Uh huh. Well can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because of the angle - it's because it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes, the office light is off and the only light I have is from the
window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power failure."
"Aha, OK we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes, manuals
and packing stuff the computer came in?"
"Yes, I've kept them in the closet."
"Good, go get them, unplug your system and pack it up just like it was
when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes I'm afraid it is."
"Well, alright then. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too frigging stupid to own a computer."
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