Good one for halloween

[Big N' Blue]

> Heavy drinking can sometimes
> quicken the brain. Enjoy!!
>
> Police work must be
> entertaining as well as dangerous. Recently, a female police officer arrested
> Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white male, fornicating with a pumpkin in the
> middle of the night.
>
> The next day, at the Gwinnett
> County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious
> behavior, public indecency and public intoxication.
>
> The suspect explained that as
> he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session and
> decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside," he told
> the court, "and there was no one around for miles, or at least I thought there
> wasn't anyone around," he stated.
>
> Lawrence went on to say that he
> pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was
> appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his
> pressing need. "Guess I was really into it, you know?," he commented with
> evident embarrassment.
>
> In the process of doing the
> deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of
> his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached the side of his car. "It
> was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. "I walked up
> to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."
>

> Officer Taylor went on to
> describe what happened when she approached Lawrence: "I had said,
> "excuse me sir, but do you
> realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?"."
>
> "He froze, and he was clearly
> very surprised that I was there. And then he looked me straight in the face
> and said, "A pumpkin? Shit! Is it midnight already?"."
>
> The court (and the judge) could
> not contain their laughter.
> The Washington Post wrote an
> article describing this as "best come-back line ever."
>
>