Better Than A Flu Shot..

[Balsam]

Miss
Beatrice,

The
church organist,
Was
in her eighties

And
had never been married. She was admired for her
sweetness
and kindness to all.

One
afternoon the pastor
came to call on her
and she showed him into her quaint
sitting
room.

She
invited him to have a
seat while she
prepared tea...

As
he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the
young
minister noticed a cut
glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.

The
bowl was filled with water,
and
in the water floated. of all
things, a
condom!

When she
returned
With tea and
scones,they
began to chat.

The
pastor
tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of
water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better
of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he
said,
'I
wonder if you would tell me about this?
Pointing to the
bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she
replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful? I was walking
through the park a
few
months ago and I
found
this little package on
the
ground.

The
directions said
To
place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that
it would prevent the spread of disease.

Do you know I
haven't had the flu all winter.