Woman Shot in her own Driveway

[Big N' Blue]

> Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
> and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
> groceries.
>
> Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway
> with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind
> the back of her head.
>
> He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that
> Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her
> if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back
> of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
>
> The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because
> the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her
> head.
>
> When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
> dough on the back of her head.
>
> A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a
> loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her
> in the back of her head.
>
> When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough
> and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
> recovered.
>
> Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that
> could all be a coincidence.
>
> The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date
> was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.