Dear Abby

[Big N' Blue]

Dear Abby
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit card
bills and at the end of the month, if I try... to pay them off, he shouts
at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our
kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the
interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of
them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch to whom he has
been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.
Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the
next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's on his
knees 7 times a day with Muslims.
Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the
same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly
creepy!
Can you help?
Signed,
Lost
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Dear Lost,
Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White
House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for
you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck
with the idiot for 3 more years.
Signed,
Abby