Census
Census
A young lady was hired by the census bureau to get the population of a small town at the end of the road up a canyon. She had knocked on every door and confirmed how many residents were in each and was at the last house about an hour before dark. She knocked on the door and explained her purpose and the lady told her there were 4 people living there. She thanked her and said that she was done and on her way back to the the city, the lady in the house told her there were to old hillbillys that lived a mile up the trail from her house named Blue and Willy. The census lady said she must go and verify that. She was cautioned that there were wild animals on the way and that it would be dark soon but she walked the mile anyways. When she knocked on the door an ol boy in bib overalls answered. She explained her business and the guy told her his name was Blue and that his brother Willy lived there with him. She thanked him and said she would be on her way about the time Willy came to the door. Willy advised her that she should stay the night with them so she wouldnt be attacked by wild animals. She said that they looked trust worthy and stepped inside. After dinner Blue informed her that he and Willy shared a bed and that it was big enough for the three of them. She said you guys look trustworthy so they alled climbed in bed and fell fast asleep. A couple hrs later she woke up and nudged Blue and asked if he would like a little and he said sure! She says here put this on so i dont get pregnant, they finished and went back to sleep. A couple hrs later she wakes up and nudges Willy and asks him if wanted a little. He says you bet! She says put this on so i dont get pregnant. A couple weeks later Blue and Willy were out plowing the field and Blue saw Willy leaning on his shovel and stopped the team to see what was wrong. Willy says Blue, i been thinkn and wondered if you really care if that census lady gets pregnant and Blue says that he didnt care if she did or didnt. Willy said then what you say we take these damn things off and piss!
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Blew my drink out my nose reading this. Omg that was good.