Promoting Tolerance!

[Big N' Blue]

Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says......


"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto . I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.


That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We
could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."


Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called " Iraq of Ribs."


Across the street there could be a lingerie store called " Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modelling
the goods.


Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop , "Koranal Knowledge," its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called " Morehammered ."


All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others."


Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on .


And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It is either past your bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed!!! !

[bearsnva]

Now that is good!

[chilcotin hillbilly]

ain't that the truth!.

[mike martell]

Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says......


"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto . I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.


That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We
could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."


Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop , "Koranal Knowledge," its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called " Morehammered ."

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford will be all over this .....So long as a crack house is built in close proximity so he and Justin Bieber can hang out and smoke a fatty while getting Morehammered at the Turban Cowboy

[Big N' Blue]

Outstanding news Mike and Doug!! Mark has decided to quit logging and has applied for the job of bartender at the Turban Cowboy!! Promised that we would get half price drinks!! LMAO

[mark]

Its got to pay better than loggin! And the way you was tipping at lunch today i will be able to retire in a few months. The assatola wants your phone number, should i give it to him?

[mike martell]

[Big N' Blue]

Lmao!!! Great stuff Mike, It was nothing but death and destruction for lunch today!!! Be glad when crawfish season ends!! Must make my way to Sweet Home, before Simba takes the job at the Turban Cowboy!!!! Lmao I restrained myself today, only 6 LBS. patatoes and corn, 5 Shots of Herra, 2 Beers, loaf of garlic bread! Got to go home now and get on my mechanical mule to get in shape so I can get to a tree!!!! Lol

[mike martell]

David.

Haha....That Mechanical Mule ain't no different than a real one...Sept that mechanical sumbich will kill you quicker! Better forget that notion and have a few more shots of Herra!

With all the nonsense in this old world, it is nice to have a place to banter....

Take Care!