Whats a rib worth?....

[Balsam]

Nothing like a good Bible story.

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden


feeling lonely.

So, God asked,


"What's wrong ?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said He was going to make Adam


a companion -- a woman.



He said, " She will gather food for you,

cook for you,
and when you discover clothing,

she will wash it for you. "

"She will agree with every decision

you make, won’t nag,

and will always be the first to admit she was wrong
when you disagree."

"She will praise you!

"She will bear your children,

and never ask you to get up in the middle

of the night to care for them.

"She will NEVER have a headache

and will give you
passion when you want it."




Adam asked God, "What will a woman

like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

Of course the rest is history!