Liberals heading for the northern border

[chilcotin hillbilly]

Subject: THE AFTERMATH OF THE ELECTION ... From Canada ...





The Manitoba
Herald:
The flood of American liberals
sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in
the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop
the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea
Party and the fact Republicans won the Senate are prompting
an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll
soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill
O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.





Canadian border farmers say it's
not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors,
animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at
night."I went out to milk the cows the other day, and
there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,"
said Southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage
borders North Dakota . “The producer was cold,
exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a
latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't
have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my
screenplay, eh?"





In an effort to stop the illegal
aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals
scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that
blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real
effective," he said. "The liberals still got
through and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they
wouldn't give any milk."



Officials are particularly concerned
about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border,
pack them into Volvo station wagons, and drive them across
the border where they are simply left to fend for
themselves. "A lot of these people are not prepared for
our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman
said. "I found one carload without a single
bottle of imported drinking water. They did have a
nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though." When
liberals are caught, they're sent back across the
border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from
conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about
plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals
will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR
races.





In recent days, liberals have turned
to ingenious ways of
crossing the border. Some have been disguised as
senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian
prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young
vegans in powdered wig disguises, Canadian immigration
authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed
senior-citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to
prove that they were alive in the '50s. "If they
can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk
Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an
official said.
Canadian citizens have complained
that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli
shortage and are renting all the Michael Moore movies.
"I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the
Canadian economy just can't support them," an
Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history
majors does one country
need?"





In an effort to ease
tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice
President Biden met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged
that the administration would take steps to reassure
liberals. A source close to President Obama said,
"We're going to have some Paul McCartney and Peter,
Paul, & Mary concerts. And we might even put some
endangered species on postage stamps. The President is
determined to reach out," he said.





WE really as still trying to get over the 50 000 queer liberal draft dodgers you shipped north 40 plus years ago...... I have to say that was one evil plan.