The Saint

[Big N' Blue]

Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington , D.C, an aide to
Congresswoman Nancy
Pelosi visited the Cardinal of the
Catholic cathedral in D.C. He
told the Cardinal that
Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next
day's Mass,
and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point
out
Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that
would
include calling Pelosi a saint.
The
Cardinal
replied, "No. I don't really like the woman,
and there are issues
of conflict with the Catholic
Church over certain Pelosi's
views.
Pelosi's
aide
then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now
for a donation of
$10,000 to your church if you'll
just tell the congregation you see
Pelosi as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well,
the
church can use the money, so I'll work your request
into
tomorrow's sermon."
As
Pelosi's
aide promised, Pelosi appeared for the Sunday
worship and seated
herself prominently at the forward
left side of the center aisle.
As promised, at the
start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out
that
Pelosi was present.
The
Cardinal
went on to explain to the congregation,
"While Congresswoman
Pelosi's presence is probably an
honor to some, the woman is not
numbered among my
personal favorite personages. Some of her views
are
contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to
flip-flop
on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a
petty, self-absorbed
hypocrite, a thumb sucker and a
nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a
serial liar, a cheat,
and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the
worst
example of a Catholic I have ever personally
witnessed.
She married for money and is using her
wealth to lie to the
American people. She also has a
reputation for shirking her
Representative obligations
both In Washington and in California .
The woman is
simply not to be trusted."
The
Cardinal
concluded, "But, when compared with President
Obama, Pelosi is a
saint.

[tylers dad]

So true, so true