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Oo and oO
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.


The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday."





On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"


"Well, your honour, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."


"17 people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? "


"I used a diagram, your honour. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."


"That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?"





"Well, your honour, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."


"Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"


"Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: o O.



Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your asshole before prison..................
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Re: advice from the fox

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You must be running out of material! Lmao
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:shock: :shock: either that or he is suffering from flashbacks???
no mater if you think you can or you think you cant,, you are probably rite.
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I just brought it back up because a lot of my little Oregon buddies have been indulging in a lot of Fat Boys lately! Did not want them to overload their wagon!! LOL
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