Confucius Say....

[Big N' Blue]

Kiss is merely shopping upstairs,
For merchandise downstairs.


Confucius Say.
Marriage is same as bank account.
You put it in, you take it out....you lose interest.

Confucius Say.
Viagra just like Disneyland ...
One hour wait for 5 minute ride.


Confucius Say.
Joke is like sex.
Neither any good if you don't get it.

[Old dog]

Confucius also say.......if you take you're girlfriend to a hotel and loose the key,, you don't get nukey