gorilla catcher

[Old dog]

a banana farmer was getting destroyed by a gorilla so he called a gorilla catcher known to take care of gorilla problems in the area. so the guy shows up in a old flat bed truck with a big steel cage on it and a bull dog inside. after introductions, the gorilla catcher handed the farmer a set of hand cuffs and a shot gun, opened the door to the cage and headed for the tree with the gorilla in it. farmer said aren't you going to tell me how this works?? catcher says, I climb up there and shake the gorilla out of the tree and the bulldog is trained to bite him in the marbles when he hits the ground. when the gorilla reaches down to protect his nuts, you slap the cuffs on him and I will be down by then to help throw him in the cage. so he hands him the cuffs and a shotgun and starts to climb the tree. the farmer asked what the shot gun was for. gorilla catcher says, if that gorilla throws me out of the tree,,,shoot ole blue before I hit the ground!

[LBell]

Nice