A Nun and some warm milk

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Subject: A NUN AND SOME WARM MILK

In a convent in Ireland , the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay
Dying. The Nuns gathered around her bed trying to make
Her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her warm
Milk to drink but she refused it. One of the nuns took the
Glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of
Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous
Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount
Into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held the glass to her lips.
The frail Nun drank a little, then a little more and before they
Knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop.

As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good
Opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader.

"Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of
Your wisdom before you leave us"

She raised herself up in bed on one elbow, looked at them and
Said: " "DON'T SELL THAT COW."