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Big N' Blue
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Sumbitch lies

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> A
> large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural
> South Carolina .. Panic stricken, the local sheriff
> mobilized and descended on the farm in
> force.By
> the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed
> with only a burned hull
> left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the
> farm. The
> sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find
> no remains of anyone. They
> spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if
> nothing had
> happened. They hurried over to the man's
> tractor. "Hank,"
> the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath, "Did you
> see this terrible accident happen?""Yep.
> Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off
> the tractor's engine. "Do you realize that is Air
> Force One, the airplane of the President of the United
> States ?" "Yep." "Were
> there any survivors?" "Nope.
> They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered.
> "I done buried them all myself. Took
> me most of the morning." "President
> Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked."Well,"
> the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor, "He kept
> a-saying he wasn't... But
> you know how bad that sumbitch lies."
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LMAO Don't you just love liberal commentators masquerading as journalist!! They are so sincere!
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CBS Exposes Hillary Clinton Bosnia Trip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BfNqhV5hg4

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