English VS French

[Big N' Blue]

In the middle of an international gynaecology conference, an English and a French gynaecologists are discussing various cases they've recently treated.

French Gynaecologist : "Only last week, zer was a woman ooh came to see me, and 'Er cleetoris - eet was like a melon."

English Gynaecologist : "Don't be absurd, it couldn't have been that big, my good man, she couldn't have been able to walk if it was."

French Gynaecologist : "Aaah, you Eenglish, zare you go again, always talkeeng about ze size... I was talkeeng about ze flavour."