Things I trust more than Hillary:

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Things I trust more than Hillary:

Mexican tap water
A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
A fart when I have diarrhea
An elevator ride with Ray Rice
Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
Michael Jackson's Doctor
An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
A Palestinian on a motorcycle
Gas station Sushi
A Jimmy Carter economic plan
Brian Williams news reports
Loch Ness monster sightings
Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
Playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto pistol
Emails from Nigerian princes
The Heimlich Maneuver from Barney Frank
A condom made in China
A prostate exam from Captain Hook
And finally....
Bill Clinton at a Girl Scout convention.