Ol Blue
Ol Blue
Ol Blue has a bad gas problem and cant control it in his sleep. His wife had been telling him for years he was gunna fart his guts out in his sleep if he didnt get some treatment. He wouldnt listen to her and finaly one night she couldnt sleep over all the noise she decided to do something about it. They had chicken for dinner that night and she got a brainstorm to scare him into going to the doctor for help. She went and got the guts from the chicken and layed them between Blues legs and went back to sleep. A little after daylight she was awakened by a commotion next her and saw ol Blue all soaked with sweat and trembling something fierce. She ask what was wrong, Blue broke down and confessed that she had been right all those years and he had farted his guts out but with the grace of God and his two middle fingers he had got em all shoved back inside!