Dear Chinese hackers:

[Big N' Blue]

Please send us President Obama's birth certificate, college and law school transcripts, and Hillary Clinton's e-mails.

Also, please let us know where Obama and Ms. Clinton were and what they were doing during the Benghazi assault.

In addition, please send us Lois Lerner's
e-mails.

Thanks in advance for the above-requested information.

Sincerely,

The Donald