> The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married!
> - Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass,
> Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara, and of course Opie - all single.
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> The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
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> Just Say'in