auto correct!

[Big N' Blue]

Hi Bill,
This is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself. The truth is, I have been sharing your wife. In fact, probably more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know. I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise that it won't happen again. Please come up with a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.
Regards, Alan.





Bill, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbor dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone where he saw he has a subsequent message from his neighbor.

THE SECOND MESSAGE:

Hi Bill, This is Alan next door
again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text. I know you'll figured it out anyway, but I’m sure you noticed that my auto correct changed ‘WiFi’ To ‘Wife’. Technology hey?!? Hope you saw the funny side of that.
Regards, Alan.