Conjoined twins

[Big N' Blue]

Conjoined twins walk into a bar
in Canada and park themselves on a
barstool.

One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us;
we're joined at the hip. I'm John,
he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft
please."

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make
polite conversation while pouring the beers.
"Been on holiday yet, lads?"

"Off to England next month," says John.
"We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for
miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim
agrees.

"Ah, England!" says the bartender.
"Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the
culture..."

"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says
John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer,
that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English
- they're so arrogant and rude."

"So why keep going to England?" asks the
bartender.

"gives Jim a chance to drive." -