Smart Kid!

[Big N' Blue]

One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.

"I'll give you a bag of sweets if you get in the car", said the male driver.

"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.

How about a bag of sweets and £10?" asked the driver?

"No way", replied the irritated youngster.

"What about a bag of sweets and £50 eh"? quizzed the driver, still rolling along slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

"No, I'm not getting in that car!" answered the boy.

"OK, I know what you want - I'll give you £100 and a bag of sweets", the driver offered.

"NO," screamed the boy.

"What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver with a long sigh.

The boy replied:

"Listen dad, you bought a (beep) KIA - you live with it !!!