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bearsnva
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Male Logic

Post by bearsnva »

This is a conversation between a man and his girlfriend.

Please note that she asks 5 or 6 questions which I answered quite simply and she is speechless after answering only one question.

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes


Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3


Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)


Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose


Woman: So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts
your spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?
Man: Correct


Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation,
the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?
Man: Correct


Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money
could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now
bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?


Woman: No.
Man: Where's your Ferrari?



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Re: Male Logic

Post by Big N' Blue »

Liked that!! lol
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