Democratic Convention Schedule

[bearsnva]

SAVE THE DATE !

Democratic Convention Schedule
Monday, July 25, 2016

11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

1:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.

4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and claim to be broke"
Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM
How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl for serving with Honor and Distinction
National Security Advisor Susan Rice

5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging sniper fire in Bosnia

6:30 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of “Looters"

7:30 PM
Breakout session with Bill Clinton for women on avoiding the upcoming draft

8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting general vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM
"Liberal Bias in Media“ How we can make it work for you!
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, The Washington Post and the New York Times
With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore

9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Special guest Pocahontas aka Elizabeth Warren

11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

[david]

Bearsnva, you put this in the laugh box. It should go in the cry box.

[mark]

They just added another session.

How to get restrictions on "assault weapons" and ammo and convince the idiots that is all we are after.

[Kyle D7]

Bonus session
How to get American diplomats and soldier's killed while getting your beauty sleep. Then deny it was a terrorist attack. Hosted by Hillary Clinton and Buckwheat.

[Gary Roberson]

Now that's funny but so sad.....
ADios,
Gary