prostate exam. Of course I was on edge because all my friends
have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.
The waiting room was full of patients. As I approached the
receptionists desk, I noticed the she was a large unfriendly
woman who looked like a sumo wrestler. I gave her my name.
In a very loud voice she said, "YES! I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE,
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?'
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads
around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man.
But, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
"NO! I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION
BUT, I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."
The room erupted in laughter and applause.
