Lawyers do not lie!

[driftwood blue]

A Lawyer Had A Wife And 12 Children And Needed To Move As His Rental Agreement Was Coming To An End For The Home Where He Lived But Was Having Difficulty In Finding A New Home.
When he said he had 12 children, no one would Rent A Home To Him because they knew that the Children Would Destroy The Home.
He could not say that he had no children, He Could Not Lie, After all, Lawyers Cannot And Do Not Lie.
So, he had an idea : he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 children.
He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the Real Estate Agent.
He liked one of the homes and the agent asked :
"How Many Children Do You Have ?
He answered : "12 children.
The agent asked "Where are the others ?
The Lawyer answered, with a sad look, "They are in the Cemetery with their Mother.
And that's the way he was able to Rent A Home For His Family Without Lying.
MORAL : It is not Necessary To Lie, One Only Has To Choose The Right Words.
Lawyers Don't Lie ...They Are Creative .......and don't forget: Most politicians are lawyers.....

[pegleg]

That might be amusing if there weren't so many who felt that way about it.
You can always tell the first time some one is heading to court they have faith the truth will be the deciding factor. Justice might be blind just not how your expect.

[Bon Plott]

California has the most lawyers new jersey has the most toxic waste dumps
Know why?
New Jersey had first choice

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[david]

"Deception is OK as long as you use the right words in deceiving people."

I wonder if that statement is a lie.

Maybe it depends on what is is.


"New Jersey had first choice." Lol.