popsicles and sex

[Big N' Blue]

><>The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8
>year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a
>Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
>
>He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
>'There's a car being towed from the parking lot', he shouted. 'An
>Ambulance just drove by.' ' Looks like the Anderson's have company', he
>called out. 'Matt's riding a new bike....'
>'Looks like the Sanders are moving'
>'Jason is on his skate board....'
>
>After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'
>
>Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called
>out, 'How do you know they are having sex?'
>
>"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."