Coon Dog for Sale - Joke of the Day

[OleMoodyBlues]

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:
'Talking Coon Dog For Sale.'

He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.


The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Walker Hound sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

"Yep,' the Walker replies.

'So, what's your story?'

The Walker looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk, and run a fox when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping, often I was taking out to a Nite Hunt and Treeing every now and then.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around and also trying to Tree a Coon really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in, and after work chasing deer. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals, a few Nite Hunt trophies by Buddy Judging.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars.' The guy says,

'This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that s**t.'

Ole Moody Blues