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Big N' Blue
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Cure for constipation!

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DOCTOR'S CURE FOR CONSTIPATION



If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, and Chris Dodd".

If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a public service.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i have to say there doing pretty good though
they can take coonhunting when they take my guns and thatll be when they pry it from my dead hands.
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