mexican jews

[Big N' Blue]

Mexican Jews



Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are sitting in a

Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles one day.

Sid asks Al, 'Do you know of any people of

our faith born and raised in Mexico ?'

Al replies, 'I don't know, let's ask our waiter.'

When the waiter arrives, Al asks,

'Are there any Mexican Jews?'

The waiter says, 'I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.'

He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says,

'No senor, the cook says no Mexican Jews.'

Al isn't satisfied and asks, 'Are you absolutely sure?'

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with 'Gringos' replies,
'I check once again, Senor!' and goes back into the kitchen.

While the waiter is away, Sid says, 'I find it hard
to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico . Our people are
scattered everywhere.'

The waiter returns and says, 'Senor, the head cook
Tom say there is no Mexican Jews.'

'Are you certain?' Al asks again. 'I just
can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!'

'Senor,' replies the exasperated waiter,
'All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews,

Prune Jews, and Tomato Jews, but

NO Mexican Jews.'