Two Business Men from New York City

[POORBOY]

Two business men from NY City are sitting down for a break in their soon- to-be new store in the south. As yet, the store isn't ready -- only a few shelves are set up.

One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some local is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."

No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious local man walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Southern drawl asks, "What're y'all sellin' here?"

One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling assholes here.

Without skipping a beat, the southerner says, "Well, I see y'all're doing really good, you only got two left!"

[arachyd]

ROFLMAO, that 's a good one!