Ill try one. Here it goes let me know what you think
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father w ere in a mall. They were
Amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
Silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never
Seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
Lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a20small room.
The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers
Above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the
Numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond
Stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
Son....
'Go get your mother.'
AMISH ELAVATOR
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Re: AMISH ELAVATOR
That was funny, were can I find this magic box??

Re: AMISH ELAVATOR
Finally, some technology that the amish can appreciate!
