A fly was flying down the river and saw a brach over the river and said to himself if i fly six inches under the brach i will miss it.A fish sees the fly and said to himself if that fly drops six inches under that branch i will jump out of the water and eat the fly.A fisherman sees the fly and said to himself if that fly drops down six inches that fish will jump out of the water and i will cast my pole and catch the fish.A mouse sees the fly and said to himself if the fly drops down six inches the fish will jump out of the water the fisherman will cast his pole and catch the fish and i will run out and eat his sandwitch.A cat sees the fly and said to himself if that fly drops down six inches the fish will jump out of the water the fisherman will cast his pole catch the fish the mouse will run out eat the sandwitch and i will run out and eat the mouse.Well every then goes perfect the fly drops down six inches,the fish jumps out of the water,the fisherman casts his pole catches the fish,the mouse runs out eats the sandwitch,the cat runs over the wet rock slips and falls in the water.
What is the moerl of the story
if a fly drops six inches ther is a wet pussy around
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