Preacher in the KKK????

[dubl_t]

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This
is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I
am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party
who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian
Family.'

No one moved.

The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this
is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you
will feel glory Now stand and confess your transgression.'

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would give eyesight to the blind rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke, 'Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I
simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the
sheets.'

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation
roared.

[Big N' Blue]

Now that was funny!